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26 January, 2008

Emotional Acres

Filed under: CMU news — feelingelephants @ 8:12 pm

Sometimes in college it feels like everyone’s trying to get onto your emotional acre (see Inspirational Quote). I have had meetings and meetings and classes and classes and talked to a million enthusiastic people who just want an hour of my time a week. I have made tea for my friends, written a paper with my friends and gone to meals with my friends. I have a bed to make, a meal to cook and a paper to write. And my emotional acre to tend. In Anne Lamott’s book she is making clear that, as a writer (maybe even as a person) you need to guard your emotional safe space. For many people this corresponds to their physicals space–however, in college, living within feet of a dozen or more people, you must find a new analogy for your emotional acre. Maybe it’s a Journal. A sound which centers you. But what is important is that, no matter what people think of you and your organizational, leadership, homebuilding, record keeping or paper-writing capabilities, you are clear on what matters to you. I have discovered that bad classes end, and have value; I have discovered the world does not end with an unmade bed (though only for one day); I am working on keeping my emotional acre the way I want it to be kept. This means calling those I love, smiling at Freshmen, singing when I walk, reading for fun, getting my heart rate up–but those are all external things. What my emotional acre looks like to me should be the happiest place I have ever been. And maintaining my emotional acre is one of the better things I should put on my TODO list.

PS: I just found a really cool Power Point Presentation called “Choosing Human Rights” I made last year for my International Issues and Public Policy class (which reminded me about this quote and thus led to this post).

Inspirational Quote:

“…Every single one of us at birth is given an emotional acre all our own. You get one, your awful Uncle Phil gets one, I get one, Tricia Nixon gets one, everyone gets one. As long as you don’t hurt anyone, you really get to do with your acre as you please. You can plant fruit trees or flowers or alphabetized rows of vegetables, or nothing at all. If you want your acre to look like a giant garage sale, or an auto-wrecking yard, that’s what you get to do with it. There’s a fence around your acre, though, with a gate, and if people keep coming onto your land and sliming it or trying to get you to do what they think is right, you get to ask them to leave. And they have to go, because this is your acre.”
—from Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott, 1994.

21 January, 2008

The joys of Fantasy

Filed under: CMU news — feelingelephants @ 7:45 pm

Ok, I admit it: sometimes I escape to a pseudo-medieval world with dragons, knights and a witty Dwarf named Tyrion. I know my Calc homework is waiting, I know James Joyce is good for my intellectual development, but sometimes you just want to see a woman beat 1600 other competitors for the right to serve the crown. I like George RR Martin’s gruesome and painful landscape–because when you’ve seen soldiers act only out of ID for 10 chapters, when one gives your favorite character an extra piece of bread, it is so much more meaningful. I also like his morals: most times mercy leads to a boon, most characters gain maturity as they get older, and if you are really smart in the right ways you can rise in power no matter how you were born. So here’s to another 800 page book!

Read thus far:

A Song of Ice and Fire:
o A Game of Thrones,
Bantam Books, 1996
o A Clash of Kings, Bantam Books, 1999

Now on:
o A Storm of Swords, Bantam Books, 2000

Winter is coming!

Inspirational Quote:

“When the snow falls and white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.” -Eddard Stark

“If I look back, I am lost.” -Daenerys Targaryen

18 January, 2008

Pachebel’s Rant (by Rob Paravonian) dissected

Filed under: Music — feelingelephants @ 6:15 pm

So, I hope you’ve seen this video. It is hilarious and well known in a lot of music circles.

And I got curious. Because I wanted to know: 1) what are all of these songs? 2) do they all really follow the chord progression DABF#GDGA?

Most of them do.

But I found some songs whose lyrics are so fabulous, I won’t worry that their chord progression is baroque. So here are the 16 songs (and corresponding YouTube videos) for each of the songs mentioned in Pachebel’s Rant (there are only two snippets I could not identify).

  1. “Canon in D Major” by Pachelbel
  2. “Graduation” by Vitamin C
  3. “Crying” by Aerosmith.
  4. “One Tin Soldier” by Coven.
  5. “Hook” by Blues Travelers
  6. “Basket Case” by Green Day
  7. “Push” by Matchbox 20
  8. Now Identified! “it’s been good living with you” is what I think I heard. “Good” by Better than Ezra

  9. Now Identified!: “my machine head” “been in the rest” is what I think I heard. “Bush” by Machine Head

  10. “With or Without You” by U2

  11. “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia

  12. “Sk8er Boy” by Avril Lavigne.
  13. “We’re not gonna take it” by Twisted Sister

  14. “Laverne and Shirley Theme”

  15. “No Woman, No Cry” by Bob Marley

  16. “Let it be” by The Beatles

    For a full transcript go to this website.

    My favorite new song: “Hook” by Blues Travelers (5)

    My favorite video(s): “Graduation” by Vitamin C (2) and “Sk8er Boy” by Avril Lavigne (12)

    Three songs that show the chord progression best (other than the original): “With or Without You” by U2 (10) and “Let it be” by The Beatles (16).

    This was fun researching!

    Inspirational Quote:

    “If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough” - Mario Andretti

    17 January, 2008

    Titles (the case for webmonarchs)

    Filed under: open source, politics-human rights, politics-tech — feelingelephants @ 10:49 am

    So I am learning the joys of being a Webmonarch. Google has no definition for this term, though I know I’ve heard it somewhere. Mebmonarch is my non-gendered or gender-neutral term for being what used to be called a webmaster or webmistress. The trouble with finding non-gendered terms is that they can’t be too different from the gendered terms (anyone ever tried to use some invented pronouns? Co, Ey, E, Sie, Xe, Ve, Ze, Tey…Thon) or they will not easily slip into common usage.

    I don’t really like gendered terms (I’m a Sensei in karate. I’m a singer and an actor. I see no need for gender specification). I think they give away too much information which is not needed. Why should it matter that I am a girl when all anyone (in this context) needs to know is that I design and maintain webpages? It seems a waste of information.

    Maybe some webmistresses take that term as a symbol of uniqueness and pride, which is perfectly reasonable. But in my geeky school no one really needs to associate my gender with my technical skills.

    And the other neat thing is–isn’t monarch an even better term that “mistress” and “master”? In this Web 2.0 world, the content on my website is much more analogous to a series of relatively autonomous fiefdoms and relationships than to obedient slaves. I have YouTube embedded links (I have a treaty with a neighboring kingdom), I have connections to pages who send me readers and who I send readers (trade relations with a nearby fiefdom) and I have a court of websites I use as advisers (wikipedia is my library, google is my traveling gossip and gmail is my messenger). In contrast, a master in Ancient Rome had absolute dominion over every aspect of his holdings–outside of Rome, he would eat the crops grown on his land, tell slaves who to marry and build every aspect of his house to his liking within few parameters. This kind of thinking is very last century because it is so proprietary–who today could make a webpage that is totally self-contained? Could a webpage ever be self-contained? There were always WebRings and other forms of information sharing–it’s sort of what the Internet has optimized for.

    So maybe webmonarch has always been the right term and it just took us a while to find it. Here’s hoping for adoption!

    Anyhoo, off to practice being a singer(ess?)

    Inspirational Quote:

    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

    14 January, 2008

    New Url, not updated yet!

    Filed under: CMU news — feelingelephants @ 1:39 am

    Thanks to a beloved family member, I have a new url! I am in the process of fully moving over there, so please check it out!

    http://feelingelephants.com/

    I’m back in Pittsburgh and need some sleep, and I wish you a merry new year!

    Inspirational Quote:

    You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
    - Stanislaw J. Lec

    7 January, 2008

    How to run a Shrove Tuesday Pancake supper and race (5 of 3)

    Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 9:36 pm

    This will be a bit different from my other How Tos. This is based on the work I did to run the Pancake supper for my parent’s old church.

    Basic stats on this outline are: dinner for 50 in a medium sized parish hall starting at 6:30pm with pancake races.

    Background on Shrove Tuesday

    Shrove Tuesday, AKA Marti Gras or most tellingly, Fat Tuesday, is the excuse to eat tons of eggs and meat and lard (or butter/oil) before the denials of Lent begin. It is the party to get you through the purple weeks. Here is the Wikipedia entry on Shrove Tuesday.

    The pancake races are something slightly less reverent. The way I have always seen them conducted is thus: just when every person at the dinner has stuffed themselves with pancakes, the races begin. The eaters are divided by age into different categories (or by school level–it depends on the size of the group), and then they compete two at a time. The competition is simple. Each eater is given a frying pan with a pancake in it. Having found a suitably long and un-obstacled venue in which to run, the two contestants (former eaters) are given the signal by the judge, and then they flip their pancake, run to the other end of the hall, flip their pancake again, run back to the starting line and flip their pancake a third time. There are cool prizes (like bouncy balls and beads and stuffies).

    I will not include information which is not owned by me (obviously) but I will list them so any reader of this can get an idea of what information is needed for a successful pancake supper.

    A visual layout of the eating space.

    As Pancake supper is usually a church-run event, this will probably be a parish hall or other kind of meeting space.

    Menu for pancake supper

    Meal for 1 guest:
      .5 strawberries
      .25 cups syrup
      1 tbs powdered sugar
      1 ounce chocolate chips
      .25 cups apple sauce
      .25 cups apple juice/orange juice/water
      3 pancakes
      3 sausages

      Entre

      Make Ahead Yeast Pancakes
      Sausages
      Apple Sauce

      Drinks
    • Hot (on drinks table)
      • Water for
        • Tea
        • Coco
        • Coffee
    • Cold Drinks (pitchers of each on tables, serve at 6:30pm, only to tables w/ people at them, keep rest in fridge)
      • Orange Juice
      • Water
      • Apple juice
      Condiments
    • Syrup (squeeze bottles on table)
    • Chocolate chips
    • Powdered sugar
    • Cut strawberries
    • Butter (little packets on the table)

    See last header for Recipes.

    Checklist of utensils and accouterments for the Pancake Supper

    NOTE: For one table (there will be 10 people seated per table)

      Dining Area

      11 tables (1 for coffee & tea 10 for seating)
      Serving dishes: 2 (1 for pancakes, 1 for sausages per table)
      Condiments bowls: 3 (1 for chocolate chips, 1 for powdered sugar, 1 strawberries per table)
      Serving forks 2 (1 for pancakes, 1 for sausages per table)
      Medium bowl 1 (for apple sauce)
      Serving Spoon 1 (for Apple Sauce)
      Plates 10 (per table)
      Forks/Knives/Spoons 10 (per table)
      Mugs 10 (per table)

      Kitchen Area

      3 Pitchers (for pouring Pancake batter)
      3 Frying Pans (for pancakes)
      3 Serving spoons for (1 for each Condiments bowl)
      4 Big heating pans (chaffing dishes can be useful if you are serving a large crowd. However if you cooks can keep on top of the orders, it also works to put one big serving platter full of pancakes under another empty on to keep the heat in if the wait will be 10 minutes or under)
      5 Spatulas
      3 Tongs for cooking sausages
      3 Griddles for cooking sausages (Can also use baking sheets and an oven)

    Poster

    You might want to put up posters with information (redone in pretty fonts) like this:

    Shrove Tuesday
    Pancake Supper
    6:30-8:00pm
    [You location's name]
    Pancakes, Apple Sauce, Sausages and Pancake Races!
    All donations go to support [Your Group and You Cause]
    Map to place where Pancake supper/race will be held (if you GoogleMap/YahooMap/MaqQuest your location and go to the “print” screen you can drag the image(s) off of the page onto your desktop and insert them into you poster).

    List of Jobs

    Post somewhere prominent in the kitchen

    I wanted to make the supper as easy for everyone involved as possible, so I drew up a list like this:

    List of jobs for 2007 Shrove Tuesday Pancake supper at All Saints Episcopal Church:

    Job # People needed Time Volunteer (s)
    Clean up crew 3 7:30-8:30, (Names of volunteers)
    Condiment Prep 2 4:30-5:30,
    Sausage cooking 2 5:00-6:30,
    Pancake cooking 2 5:45-6:30,
    Food prep 2 4:00-6:00,
    Decorations 1 5:30ish,
    Set up 2 Anytime before 5:30,
    Kitchen Busgirl/Servers 3 6:00-7:45,
    Decorations and Table/Chair set up can occur anytime during the day, need to be done by 6pm

    Our decorations were lovely Marti Gras beads, colorful plastic table clothes and plastic confetti sprinkled around the tables.

    Volunteer form

    Here is a form I wrote up to give to volunteers who needed volunteer hours (many high schools and some extra curricular organizations require volunteer work from their students/members).

    [Name, address, email and phone number of your organization]

    Volunteer form

    To Whom It May Concern;

    On __________, 2007 ________________ of ______________________ school assisted [Name of Organization] by helping to run the Shrove Tuesday Pancake Races. This individual volunteered for ___________________ hours. I recognize that _______________did an outstanding job in their community service to the [Church]. We appreciated the time and effort that this individual put into assisting us. If there are any questions or comments regarding this individual’s community service please feel free to contact the [Church]. All information including the supervisors name is listed on this page. Thank you.

    [Here you can put information about what (if anything) you are fundraising for]

    Volunteer name:___________________________________

    Volunteer telephone # (_____)_____________________________

    Volunteer email:___________________________________

    Supervision name:_________________________________

    Supervisor signature:_______________________________

    Supervisor telephone # (_____)_________________________________

    Supervisor email: ____________________________________

    Notes:

    Debrief

    Here are my notes from how the Pancake supper 2007 went:

    NOTE: the church I ran this in has an industrial Dishwasher. I loved that kitchen, but the Dishwasher was one of my favorite objects in it. 90 seconds for a 2ft by 2ft tray of plates and forks and they were perfectly clean. Beautiful! So most of the notes about running an industrial washing machine in an small space will probably not apply to *you*. However, they show how you might go about getting dishes for 50 people washed in such a way your volunteers won’t kill you at midnight.

    Pancake Supper 2007

    Bought 3 boxes of Sausages at Costco, which worked (1 NY breakfast sausages, 2 Italian sausages) We made 6 batches of batter on Sunday and stored them in a 5 pound paint bucket in the refrigerator—it appears to have overflowed (the Food closet people kindly cleaned it up on Monday). We also made 2 pounds of the Pancake batter from a bag because we ran out of pancakes. The pancakes out of the bag were actually not too bad tasting—they might be used exclusively in the future.

    Things that went really well: the condiments were lovely and well prepared ahead of time. The sausages cooked well in the oven (350 degrees until brown on cookie trays). The gluten-free pancakes went over well, even those made from a recipe made new itself that day. The volunteers were generally wonderful, interested in helping and courteous to each other. All of the food tasted good and everyone I saw came away happy.

    Things that went not-so-well. Too much apple-sauce, we bought enough apple sauce to fill the medium-sized glass bowls for 12 tables. Next year we need some front-of-the-house specific people. We need someone to hang out in the parish hall, wait until there are enough people mingling to fill up about 3 tables, then call everyone to sit down (after notifying the kitchen that they’re doing that and checking that food is ready for 3 full tables) then have someone give a prayer. That same person or people should watch out to see if people are finishing up (the people who deliver the trays of pancakes should check to see if anyone at the table wants gluten-free pancakes). That person should gauge the flow of the evening—greeting and seating new people, notifying someone else to go and get the full table serving (1 platter of pancakes, 1 large plate of sausages and 1 bowl of apple sauce) for that table. When it seems that most people are almost finished (but their plates are not fully empty) then that person should get the races started. This person does not have to carry plates or announce the beginning of the races, but they should be the one responsible for the flow—a matridee of sorts.

    On cleanup, the 5 trays should always be in the wash up room. 2 filled up with dishes, 1 in the washer and 2 drying. This means that no dirty dishes outside of trays should be brought into the washing-room. John had a wonderful suggestion—if we could buy about 6 bus-boy buckets (the grey dish buckets) and then have all dirty dishes placed on the stainless steel in the open fold-up window. From there all of the butter-cups could be soaked, all of the plates could be soaked and all of the cups and other bowls—then all of the dishes can be washed in sets, which would make it a lot easier to clean.

      1) One such bucket would be brought into the wash room to fill up a tray,
      2) that tray would go through the wash (and another 2 behind it being loaded).
      3) When it came out the other side it would be let dry until the next tray comes out to dry,
      4) then it should have steamed out enough,
      5) then the dish drier should dry all of the dishes on that tray,
      6) putting them away on the racks in the Dish room or sending them out in a clean busboy bucket to be put away in the broader kitchen.

    This sounds really pedantic but it will help make cleanup faster.

    Pancake recipes

    NOTE: I used the top recipe because I love cooking and yeast is a fun ingredient. However, having read my debrief, you will know the perils and uncertain culinary benefits to this kind of pancake batter. The large bags of Just-Add-Water pancake mix seemed to be just as satisfying to everyone at the pancake supper.

    Make Ahead Waffle and Pancake Batter
    From Linda Larsen,
    Your Guide to Busy Cooks.
    This delicious and super easy recipe for make ahead waffle and pancake batter uses yeast for a complex flavor. You can keep it in your fridge for 4 days for breakfast in minutes.

  1. 4-1/2 cups flour
  2. 1/4 cup sugar
  3. 1/2 tsp. salt
  4. 1 pkg. dry yeast
  5. 4 cups milk
  6. 1/2 cup butter
  7. 6 eggs
  8. PREPARATION:
    In large bowl, combine flour, sugar, salt and yeast. In medium saucepan, heat milk and butter over low heat until warm and add along with eggs to flour mixture. Beat at medium speed until smooth. Cover and refrigerate for up to 4 days, stirring in 2 additional tablespoons sugar after second day. (Note from Jessica: these pancakes are a lot less sweet than the more cake-like quick bread variations. This recipe has lots of texture and not much flavor, which means it takes in the flavors of all of the condiments around it. Just be prepared for a little bit of a tart pancake rather than a sugary tasting one).

    For pancakes, lightly grease griddle and pour about 1/4 cup batter onto hot surface for each pancake. Turn when edges look cooked and bubbles begin to break on surface, about 3-4 minutes, then cook a few minutes longer until other side is browned, about 1-3 minutes.

    Pancake basics

    Doesn’t matter if you call them Flapjacks, Hotcakes or Griddlecakes, they are all just Pancakes to me. Pancakes are one of America’s oldest and favorite types of quick breads. Here are the basic cooking and freezing directions.

    Pancakes are so simple to make. All you need is a griddle or a flat bottomed skillet. Heat griddle until a drop of water sizzles on it. Once hot, lightly grease it. Combine pancake ingredients until large lumps are gone. Don’t over mix. Fluffy pancakes are made by leaving small lumps in the batter. For a uniform pancake size, use a 1/4 or 1/3 cup measurer to ladle batter onto griddle. Turn the pancakes when there are bubbles all over the top and the edges are lightly browned. Flip the pancakes and bake the other side for just a few minutes. To maintain a fluffy pancake, do not flattened them with the spatula.

    Remove pancakes to a plate to keep warm until the entire batch is made.

    Store leftover pancakes in the freezer. Line a cookie sheet with wax paper. Make pancake stacks of two each with a teaspoon of butter in between. Once all of the stacks are on the cookie sheet, put them in the freezer. As soon as they are frozen, move individual stacks into a resealable freezer bag. Reheat them for about 1 to 2 minutes* on a plate in the microwave. (*Timing is dependent on the type and size of pancake.)

    Other potential recipe:

    “Instant” Pancake Mix
    Recipe courtesy Alton Brown
    Show: Good Eats

  9. 6 cups all-purpose flour
  10. 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda (check expiration date first)
  11. 3 teaspoons baking powder
  12. 1 tablespoon kosher salt
  13. 2 tablespoons sugarCombine all of the ingredients in a lidded container. Shake to mix.Use the mix within 3 months.

    “INSTANT” PANCAKES:

  14. 2 eggs, separated
  15. 2 cups buttermilk
  16. 4 tablespoons melted butter
  17. 2 cups “Instant” Pancake Mix, recipe above
  18. 1 stick butter, for greasing the pan
  19. 2 cups fresh fruit such as blueberries, if desiredHeat an electric griddle or frying pan to 350 degrees F. Heat oven to 200 degrees F.
    Whisk together the egg whites and the buttermilk in a small bowl. In another bowl, whisk the egg yolks with the melted butter.Combine the buttermilk mixture with the egg yolk mixture in a large mixing bowl and whisk together until thoroughly combined. Pour the liquid ingredients on top of the pancake mix. Using a whisk, mix the batter just enough to bring it together. Don’t try to work all the lumps out.

    Check to see that the griddle is hot by placing a few drops of water onto to the griddle. The griddle is ready if the water dances across the surface.

    Lightly butter the griddle. Wipe off thoroughly with a paper towel. (No butter should be visible.)

    Gently ladle the pancake batter onto the griddle and sprinkle on fruit if desired. When bubbles begin to set around the edges of the pancake and the griddle-side of the cake is golden, gently flip the pancakes. Continue to cook 2 to 3 minutes or until the pancake is set.

    Serve immediately or remove to a towel-lined baking sheet and cover with a towel. Hold in a warm place for 20 to 30 minutes.

    Yield: 12 pancakes

    NOTE: though I have not tried this recipe before, the reason to make you own instant mix is two-fold: 1) it is fun, 2) mixes made by hand are generally healthier. Most store bought mixes are extremely high in sodium and sugar to make up for their age and shoddy contents. Their recipes can also call for a lot more butter/oil, again, to make up for the taste of old ingredients. This can be a nice weekend project–maybe have some volunteers create the mix for the main meal and some other volunteers create individual batches to sell or auction off during the dinner. See this sales site for some nice decorating ideas.

    Gluten-Free Latke Recipe

    Here is the Gluten-Free Latke recipe some of my wonderful volunteers came up with that day:

    Latke Recipe (created on February 20th 2007 by Jessica, Kaitin, Steven & Alex)

    1 tbsp. cooking oil
    2 tbsp. sugar
    1 egg
    1.5 c. water
    1.5 c. sliced or grated potato (dry)
    1 c. gluten flour
    1 tbsp. baking powder
    .5 tsp. salt

    In a medium bowl, thoroughly mix the oil and honey. Add the egg and the milk and beat until well combined using an egg beater (or a whisk or a spoon). Add the dry ingredients and beat the mixture just until the batter is smooth. Grease an electric skillet with 1 tablespoon of oil and heat to 375 degrees. Use about .25 cup batter for each pancake. Cook until the edges look a bit dry, then flip over and cook about 1.5 minutes longer.

    Final word

    I also have an amount calculator (input number of guests and it outputs a shopping list) but I am having trouble uploading it right now, so leave me a comment and I’ll post it/send it to you.

    And remember, just like anything else, be flexible. If there won’t be enough of your prized pancake batter your sweated blood to produce, sigh and move on to the Just-Add-Water stuff. The most important thing is that you are feeding people who need to be fed.

    Inspirational Quote:

    “The day before the beginning of Lent is known as Shrove Tuesday. To shrive someone, in old-fashioned English (he shrives, he shrove, he has shriven or he shrives, he shrived, he has shrived), is to hear his acknowledgement [sic] of his sins, to assure him of God’s forgiveness, and to give him appropriate spiritual advice. The term survives today in ordinary usage in the expression “short shrift”. To give someone short shrift is to pay very little attention to his excuses or problems. The longer expression is, ‘to give him short shrift and a long rope,’ which formerly meant to hang a criminal with a minimum of delay.” Etymology of Shrove.

  20. People to inspire us

    Filed under: CMU news, politics-human rights — feelingelephants @ 4:22 pm

    In my search for good basic resources on special education I came across this well done and informative blog. I especially recommend the Power Point presentations because of their slick and ready to use contents and important facts. Go special ed teachers!

    Inspirational Quote:

    “If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women’s names.” Elaine Gill

    4 January, 2008

    Pastimes for holiday

    Filed under: Judicial Branch — feelingelephants @ 11:37 pm

    Wow, so much has happened. A birthday party, a New Years Party, skiing at Tahoe, confirming my participation in a summer Opera program, not to mention a revolutionary Primary and a massive storm: tons of stuff has been happening.

    I’m reading Lincoln and Chief Justice Taney: Slavery, Secession, and the President’s War Powers (Hardcover) which is brilliant–I love hearing 19th century gossip. Did you know Lincoln spoke in a high, shrill tenor? Or that the Chief Justice who wrote the Dred Scott decision (where all people of African descent were ruled permanent second class citizens. Not the noblest moment in our high court’s history) freed “his”slaves when he lived in Maryland? All very interesting stuff. Anyhoo, more later (watching America’s Next Top Model).

    Inspirational Quote:

    Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce

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