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16 May, 2008

Fudge Castle! (Fun with food)

Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 3:32 pm

ok, totally in a different vein, here is my second to last tea party at CMU for Spring 2008 (my first year).

Jessica Dickinson Goodman CMU Tea Fudge Castle

Picture by Christie Ibaraki

Using a recipe from Ice Cream Treats for Fudge Sauce, a box cake, a kosher box cake and a full box of lacies (super chocolate and nutty cookies) I made a chocolate cake castle with a hot fudge sauce moat and a kosher township outside (with no crumbs touching).

I had been wanting to make a fudge sauce moat and since my suitemates had a prospie (prospective student) visiting who was keeping kosher for Passover (as was my suitemate) we picked up the kosher cake mix a Giant Eagle (or geeegul as Pittsburgers pronounce it).

Fatalities: one kitchen towel (but it’s better now).

Inspirational Quote:

“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.” - Garrison Keillor

2 April, 2008

Remove mildew smell from container

Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 2:14 pm

Here is the offending container. It still smelled of mildew after three hard washings (I have reason to believe the friend I lent it to left cookie crumbs sitting in it for a month before washing it).

Offending Container in sunlight over heater

Frustrated, I remembered something my mother told me about sunlight being a purifying agent and so I let the darned thing sit on my windowsill in the sun for three days. My windowsill also has the heater for my room under it, so the container was subjected to both directly sunlight and constant dry heat. That was a few days ago. Now it smells not of mildew but of sunlight, if sunlight had a smell. Anyway, it smells clean and nice–though I will let it sit for a few more days and then wash out the collected dust before I use it again. Horray for domestic solutions!

Inspirational Quote:

“You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” Margaret Thatcher (probably not talking about Tupperware)

17 March, 2008

Shrove Tuesday, Fat Tuesday, Marti Gras and Maslenitsa

Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 12:15 pm

From New Orleans to Moscow, the celebration at the Spring Equinox, harbinger for Chrisians of the beginning of Lent, pancake parties shook the world. My theory is that pancakes include all of the things which start to run low in February and which Lent asks people to use less of: fat, sugar, preserves, suggary condiments and all of these Pancake celebrations are good ways to get in some good eating before the time of deprivation comes.

Have great days!
And here are my previous posts about this celebration:

How to run a Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper

Pancake Supper Update

Inspirational Quote:

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason

7 February, 2008

Pancake Supper Update

Filed under: Recipes, Uncategorized — feelingelephants @ 9:00 pm

So the information in my post on How To Run A Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper was used by my wonderful parents to, well, Run A Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper at St Andrews. Here are the pictures they took. Here are the notes from how that went:

While it is still fresh in my mind, here are some notes on the first annual St. Andrew’s Saratoga Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper and Races. About 80 people attended. We made $485 ($585 before expenses) in donations to the Youth Group mission trip fund.

1) Division of labor worked well:

  • Youth group handled shopping, cooking, cleanup
    (and volunteer forms)
  • Katy & John & Laura handled announcements, decorations, and the race
  • St. Andrew’s Saratoga facilities support set up tables and chairs - event attendees put them away

2) 5 - 7:30 pm was a good event time span: 5-6:30 pm for supper, 6:30-7:30 pm for racing. Most people arrived around 4 pm to help set up and cook.

3) Twelve long rectangular tables were set up herringbone. Tablecloth and place setting colors alternated between purple, dark green, and yellow. Lots of kinds/sizes of sugarbeads were the main table decorations. Rev. Jim Thomas donated several bags of old beads he had collected over many years. We bought more at Diddam’s party store.

4) John marked the race course in blue painter’s tape on the floor - where to Start/Stop, where to Flip, where to turn. Racers ran between the lines of tables. Little kids ran a short race.

5) We ran about 20 races - some little kids, some teens, some parents/kids, other mixed races. Two runners per race with John and Laura at each end to help and advise. Every racer got a special sugar bead neacklace from Katy. Run off races at the end for 3 fancy bottles of maple syrup. Rev. Jim Thomas ran a race against the teen winner (J.R.) and Rev. Kate Atkinson ran a race against her young daughter, Georgia. Grudge matches were encouraged!

6) Only salt/pepper, napkins, flatware, decorations on tables. Plates were filled from kitchen window hot food stands, condiments (syrup, apple sauce, butter, sprinkles, M&Ms, gummy bears, whipped cream, etc.) on a big table near the serving window.

7) Advertising: John had made announcements in church for the 3 prior Sundays. There were also written announcements in “The Weekly E” (St. Andrew’s Email update). Sample:
Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper with Pancake Racing
Tuesday, February 5th from 5:00 to 7:30 pm
5-6:30 pm pancake supper &
6:30-7:30 pm all-age racing in the Hall.

Lent is right around the corner, so plan to come! We will have stacks of pancakes, bacon, and sausage for all. A basket will be available at the supper for your donation to cover the cost of the supper. After filling up on delicious food there will be pancake races so wear your running shoes! We will have races for different age levels. See who is the fastest racer and best pancake flipper. Contact Katie Machemer or Katy Dickinson if you have any questions. (The Shrove Tuesday Pancake Race custom was started in Olney, UK, in the 15th Century. You can Google “pancake race” on the internet to find funny photos of pancake races from around the world.) 8) Teens staffed the welcome/money table - 2 to 4 at a time.

To do better next time -
- get coffee ready in advance
- get better room decorations and figure out how to attach them to walls without tape or pins

Inspirational Quote:

“In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.” Friedrich Nietzsche

7 January, 2008

How to run a Shrove Tuesday Pancake supper and race (5 of 3)

Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 9:36 pm

This will be a bit different from my other How Tos. This is based on the work I did to run the Pancake supper for my parent’s old church.

Basic stats on this outline are: dinner for 50 in a medium sized parish hall starting at 6:30pm with pancake races.

Background on Shrove Tuesday

Shrove Tuesday, AKA Marti Gras or most tellingly, Fat Tuesday, is the excuse to eat tons of eggs and meat and lard (or butter/oil) before the denials of Lent begin. It is the party to get you through the purple weeks. Here is the Wikipedia entry on Shrove Tuesday.

The pancake races are something slightly less reverent. The way I have always seen them conducted is thus: just when every person at the dinner has stuffed themselves with pancakes, the races begin. The eaters are divided by age into different categories (or by school level–it depends on the size of the group), and then they compete two at a time. The competition is simple. Each eater is given a frying pan with a pancake in it. Having found a suitably long and un-obstacled venue in which to run, the two contestants (former eaters) are given the signal by the judge, and then they flip their pancake, run to the other end of the hall, flip their pancake again, run back to the starting line and flip their pancake a third time. There are cool prizes (like bouncy balls and beads and stuffies).

I will not include information which is not owned by me (obviously) but I will list them so any reader of this can get an idea of what information is needed for a successful pancake supper.

A visual layout of the eating space.

As Pancake supper is usually a church-run event, this will probably be a parish hall or other kind of meeting space.

Menu for pancake supper

Meal for 1 guest:
    .5 strawberries
    .25 cups syrup
    1 tbs powdered sugar
    1 ounce chocolate chips
    .25 cups apple sauce
    .25 cups apple juice/orange juice/water
    3 pancakes
    3 sausages

    Entre

    Make Ahead Yeast Pancakes
    Sausages
    Apple Sauce

    Drinks
  • Hot (on drinks table)
    • Water for
      • Tea
      • Coco
      • Coffee
  • Cold Drinks (pitchers of each on tables, serve at 6:30pm, only to tables w/ people at them, keep rest in fridge)
    • Orange Juice
    • Water
    • Apple juice
    Condiments
  • Syrup (squeeze bottles on table)
  • Chocolate chips
  • Powdered sugar
  • Cut strawberries
  • Butter (little packets on the table)

See last header for Recipes.

Checklist of utensils and accouterments for the Pancake Supper

NOTE: For one table (there will be 10 people seated per table)

    Dining Area

    11 tables (1 for coffee & tea 10 for seating)
    Serving dishes: 2 (1 for pancakes, 1 for sausages per table)
    Condiments bowls: 3 (1 for chocolate chips, 1 for powdered sugar, 1 strawberries per table)
    Serving forks 2 (1 for pancakes, 1 for sausages per table)
    Medium bowl 1 (for apple sauce)
    Serving Spoon 1 (for Apple Sauce)
    Plates 10 (per table)
    Forks/Knives/Spoons 10 (per table)
    Mugs 10 (per table)

    Kitchen Area

    3 Pitchers (for pouring Pancake batter)
    3 Frying Pans (for pancakes)
    3 Serving spoons for (1 for each Condiments bowl)
    4 Big heating pans (chaffing dishes can be useful if you are serving a large crowd. However if you cooks can keep on top of the orders, it also works to put one big serving platter full of pancakes under another empty on to keep the heat in if the wait will be 10 minutes or under)
    5 Spatulas
    3 Tongs for cooking sausages
    3 Griddles for cooking sausages (Can also use baking sheets and an oven)

Poster

You might want to put up posters with information (redone in pretty fonts) like this:

Shrove Tuesday
Pancake Supper
6:30-8:00pm
[You location's name]
Pancakes, Apple Sauce, Sausages and Pancake Races!
All donations go to support [Your Group and You Cause]
Map to place where Pancake supper/race will be held (if you GoogleMap/YahooMap/MaqQuest your location and go to the “print” screen you can drag the image(s) off of the page onto your desktop and insert them into you poster).

List of Jobs

Post somewhere prominent in the kitchen

I wanted to make the supper as easy for everyone involved as possible, so I drew up a list like this:

List of jobs for 2007 Shrove Tuesday Pancake supper at All Saints Episcopal Church:

Job # People needed Time Volunteer (s)
Clean up crew 3 7:30-8:30, (Names of volunteers)
Condiment Prep 2 4:30-5:30,
Sausage cooking 2 5:00-6:30,
Pancake cooking 2 5:45-6:30,
Food prep 2 4:00-6:00,
Decorations 1 5:30ish,
Set up 2 Anytime before 5:30,
Kitchen Busgirl/Servers 3 6:00-7:45,
Decorations and Table/Chair set up can occur anytime during the day, need to be done by 6pm

Our decorations were lovely Marti Gras beads, colorful plastic table clothes and plastic confetti sprinkled around the tables.

Volunteer form

Here is a form I wrote up to give to volunteers who needed volunteer hours (many high schools and some extra curricular organizations require volunteer work from their students/members).

[Name, address, email and phone number of your organization]

Volunteer form

To Whom It May Concern;

On __________, 2007 ________________ of ______________________ school assisted [Name of Organization] by helping to run the Shrove Tuesday Pancake Races. This individual volunteered for ___________________ hours. I recognize that _______________did an outstanding job in their community service to the [Church]. We appreciated the time and effort that this individual put into assisting us. If there are any questions or comments regarding this individual’s community service please feel free to contact the [Church]. All information including the supervisors name is listed on this page. Thank you.

[Here you can put information about what (if anything) you are fundraising for]

Volunteer name:___________________________________

Volunteer telephone # (_____)_____________________________

Volunteer email:___________________________________

Supervision name:_________________________________

Supervisor signature:_______________________________

Supervisor telephone # (_____)_________________________________

Supervisor email: ____________________________________

Notes:

Debrief

Here are my notes from how the Pancake supper 2007 went:

NOTE: the church I ran this in has an industrial Dishwasher. I loved that kitchen, but the Dishwasher was one of my favorite objects in it. 90 seconds for a 2ft by 2ft tray of plates and forks and they were perfectly clean. Beautiful! So most of the notes about running an industrial washing machine in an small space will probably not apply to *you*. However, they show how you might go about getting dishes for 50 people washed in such a way your volunteers won’t kill you at midnight.

Pancake Supper 2007

Bought 3 boxes of Sausages at Costco, which worked (1 NY breakfast sausages, 2 Italian sausages) We made 6 batches of batter on Sunday and stored them in a 5 pound paint bucket in the refrigerator—it appears to have overflowed (the Food closet people kindly cleaned it up on Monday). We also made 2 pounds of the Pancake batter from a bag because we ran out of pancakes. The pancakes out of the bag were actually not too bad tasting—they might be used exclusively in the future.

Things that went really well: the condiments were lovely and well prepared ahead of time. The sausages cooked well in the oven (350 degrees until brown on cookie trays). The gluten-free pancakes went over well, even those made from a recipe made new itself that day. The volunteers were generally wonderful, interested in helping and courteous to each other. All of the food tasted good and everyone I saw came away happy.

Things that went not-so-well. Too much apple-sauce, we bought enough apple sauce to fill the medium-sized glass bowls for 12 tables. Next year we need some front-of-the-house specific people. We need someone to hang out in the parish hall, wait until there are enough people mingling to fill up about 3 tables, then call everyone to sit down (after notifying the kitchen that they’re doing that and checking that food is ready for 3 full tables) then have someone give a prayer. That same person or people should watch out to see if people are finishing up (the people who deliver the trays of pancakes should check to see if anyone at the table wants gluten-free pancakes). That person should gauge the flow of the evening—greeting and seating new people, notifying someone else to go and get the full table serving (1 platter of pancakes, 1 large plate of sausages and 1 bowl of apple sauce) for that table. When it seems that most people are almost finished (but their plates are not fully empty) then that person should get the races started. This person does not have to carry plates or announce the beginning of the races, but they should be the one responsible for the flow—a matridee of sorts.

On cleanup, the 5 trays should always be in the wash up room. 2 filled up with dishes, 1 in the washer and 2 drying. This means that no dirty dishes outside of trays should be brought into the washing-room. John had a wonderful suggestion—if we could buy about 6 bus-boy buckets (the grey dish buckets) and then have all dirty dishes placed on the stainless steel in the open fold-up window. From there all of the butter-cups could be soaked, all of the plates could be soaked and all of the cups and other bowls—then all of the dishes can be washed in sets, which would make it a lot easier to clean.

    1) One such bucket would be brought into the wash room to fill up a tray,
    2) that tray would go through the wash (and another 2 behind it being loaded).
    3) When it came out the other side it would be let dry until the next tray comes out to dry,
    4) then it should have steamed out enough,
    5) then the dish drier should dry all of the dishes on that tray,
    6) putting them away on the racks in the Dish room or sending them out in a clean busboy bucket to be put away in the broader kitchen.

This sounds really pedantic but it will help make cleanup faster.

Pancake recipes

NOTE: I used the top recipe because I love cooking and yeast is a fun ingredient. However, having read my debrief, you will know the perils and uncertain culinary benefits to this kind of pancake batter. The large bags of Just-Add-Water pancake mix seemed to be just as satisfying to everyone at the pancake supper.

Make Ahead Waffle and Pancake Batter
From Linda Larsen,
Your Guide to Busy Cooks.
This delicious and super easy recipe for make ahead waffle and pancake batter uses yeast for a complex flavor. You can keep it in your fridge for 4 days for breakfast in minutes.

  • 4-1/2 cups flour
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1 pkg. dry yeast
  • 4 cups milk
  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 6 eggs
  • PREPARATION:
    In large bowl, combine flour, sugar, salt and yeast. In medium saucepan, heat milk and butter over low heat until warm and add along with eggs to flour mixture. Beat at medium speed until smooth. Cover and refrigerate for up to 4 days, stirring in 2 additional tablespoons sugar after second day. (Note from Jessica: these pancakes are a lot less sweet than the more cake-like quick bread variations. This recipe has lots of texture and not much flavor, which means it takes in the flavors of all of the condiments around it. Just be prepared for a little bit of a tart pancake rather than a sugary tasting one).

    For pancakes, lightly grease griddle and pour about 1/4 cup batter onto hot surface for each pancake. Turn when edges look cooked and bubbles begin to break on surface, about 3-4 minutes, then cook a few minutes longer until other side is browned, about 1-3 minutes.

    Pancake basics

    Doesn’t matter if you call them Flapjacks, Hotcakes or Griddlecakes, they are all just Pancakes to me. Pancakes are one of America’s oldest and favorite types of quick breads. Here are the basic cooking and freezing directions.

    Pancakes are so simple to make. All you need is a griddle or a flat bottomed skillet. Heat griddle until a drop of water sizzles on it. Once hot, lightly grease it. Combine pancake ingredients until large lumps are gone. Don’t over mix. Fluffy pancakes are made by leaving small lumps in the batter. For a uniform pancake size, use a 1/4 or 1/3 cup measurer to ladle batter onto griddle. Turn the pancakes when there are bubbles all over the top and the edges are lightly browned. Flip the pancakes and bake the other side for just a few minutes. To maintain a fluffy pancake, do not flattened them with the spatula.

    Remove pancakes to a plate to keep warm until the entire batch is made.

    Store leftover pancakes in the freezer. Line a cookie sheet with wax paper. Make pancake stacks of two each with a teaspoon of butter in between. Once all of the stacks are on the cookie sheet, put them in the freezer. As soon as they are frozen, move individual stacks into a resealable freezer bag. Reheat them for about 1 to 2 minutes* on a plate in the microwave. (*Timing is dependent on the type and size of pancake.)

    Other potential recipe:

    “Instant” Pancake Mix
    Recipe courtesy Alton Brown
    Show: Good Eats

  • 6 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda (check expiration date first)
  • 3 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 tablespoon kosher salt
  • 2 tablespoons sugarCombine all of the ingredients in a lidded container. Shake to mix.Use the mix within 3 months.

    “INSTANT” PANCAKES:

  • 2 eggs, separated
  • 2 cups buttermilk
  • 4 tablespoons melted butter
  • 2 cups “Instant” Pancake Mix, recipe above
  • 1 stick butter, for greasing the pan
  • 2 cups fresh fruit such as blueberries, if desiredHeat an electric griddle or frying pan to 350 degrees F. Heat oven to 200 degrees F.
    Whisk together the egg whites and the buttermilk in a small bowl. In another bowl, whisk the egg yolks with the melted butter.Combine the buttermilk mixture with the egg yolk mixture in a large mixing bowl and whisk together until thoroughly combined. Pour the liquid ingredients on top of the pancake mix. Using a whisk, mix the batter just enough to bring it together. Don’t try to work all the lumps out.

    Check to see that the griddle is hot by placing a few drops of water onto to the griddle. The griddle is ready if the water dances across the surface.

    Lightly butter the griddle. Wipe off thoroughly with a paper towel. (No butter should be visible.)

    Gently ladle the pancake batter onto the griddle and sprinkle on fruit if desired. When bubbles begin to set around the edges of the pancake and the griddle-side of the cake is golden, gently flip the pancakes. Continue to cook 2 to 3 minutes or until the pancake is set.

    Serve immediately or remove to a towel-lined baking sheet and cover with a towel. Hold in a warm place for 20 to 30 minutes.

    Yield: 12 pancakes

    NOTE: though I have not tried this recipe before, the reason to make you own instant mix is two-fold: 1) it is fun, 2) mixes made by hand are generally healthier. Most store bought mixes are extremely high in sodium and sugar to make up for their age and shoddy contents. Their recipes can also call for a lot more butter/oil, again, to make up for the taste of old ingredients. This can be a nice weekend project–maybe have some volunteers create the mix for the main meal and some other volunteers create individual batches to sell or auction off during the dinner. See this sales site for some nice decorating ideas.

    Gluten-Free Latke Recipe

    Here is the Gluten-Free Latke recipe some of my wonderful volunteers came up with that day:

    Latke Recipe (created on February 20th 2007 by Jessica, Kaitin, Steven & Alex)

    1 tbsp. cooking oil
    2 tbsp. sugar
    1 egg
    1.5 c. water
    1.5 c. sliced or grated potato (dry)
    1 c. gluten flour
    1 tbsp. baking powder
    .5 tsp. salt

    In a medium bowl, thoroughly mix the oil and honey. Add the egg and the milk and beat until well combined using an egg beater (or a whisk or a spoon). Add the dry ingredients and beat the mixture just until the batter is smooth. Grease an electric skillet with 1 tablespoon of oil and heat to 375 degrees. Use about .25 cup batter for each pancake. Cook until the edges look a bit dry, then flip over and cook about 1.5 minutes longer.

    Final word

    I also have an amount calculator (input number of guests and it outputs a shopping list) but I am having trouble uploading it right now, so leave me a comment and I’ll post it/send it to you.

    And remember, just like anything else, be flexible. If there won’t be enough of your prized pancake batter your sweated blood to produce, sigh and move on to the Just-Add-Water stuff. The most important thing is that you are feeding people who need to be fed.

    Inspirational Quote:

    “The day before the beginning of Lent is known as Shrove Tuesday. To shrive someone, in old-fashioned English (he shrives, he shrove, he has shriven or he shrives, he shrived, he has shrived), is to hear his acknowledgement [sic] of his sins, to assure him of God’s forgiveness, and to give him appropriate spiritual advice. The term survives today in ordinary usage in the expression “short shrift”. To give someone short shrift is to pay very little attention to his excuses or problems. The longer expression is, ‘to give him short shrift and a long rope,’ which formerly meant to hang a criminal with a minimum of delay.” Etymology of Shrove.

  • 21 December, 2007

    Sunshine’s Killer Zebra recipe (unendorsed!)

    Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 3:10 am

    Hey all,

    I’m in the midst of planning my birthday party and decided that I wanted to make my own cake. Really, I thought of all of the things I was getting for the party (chips, salsa, vegi/fruit plate, pizza ordered during party, popcorn with cayenne pepper, sugar or cinnamon, sodas) and felt there was a hole in my preparation. I wasn’t making anything. So it came to me I could do one of my very own recipes: Sunshine’s Killer Zebras. They are Sunshine’s because of one of the best books I have ever read (over and over again) Sunshine by Robin McKinley. You may know Ms McKinley from Beauty or Rose Daughter fame, or maybe from her two books (The Hero and the Crown and The Blue Sword) in Damar (though it can be argued all of her books are in Damar. The evidence is there.

    However Sunshine is something special. Written in the first person, from the get go Sunshine (the main character’s name/nick-name) is individual, perfectly herself and enviable in her unique world. Anyway, there are tons of places to get good reviews about Sunshine, I’ll skip to the chase: last year after/in the middle of reading Sunshine, I was running Shrove Tuesday pancake supper for my parent’s church. I had a wonderful group of people working with me, many of whom were younger than me and therefore always hungry. Wanting to reward and encourage them as they worked to help make the supper a success (which it was) I make them Sunshine’s Killer Zebras.

    That’s sort of the wrong way to expalin it. I had one of those mad creative flashes that leave you surrounded by new drapes at 10:30pm at night, or covered with dirt from the new border you just laid in the garden, or with a new and interesting excel sheet to organize the classes you’ll take for the next four years. Well, this particular mad creative flash left me with this recipe, which is duly written in the blank pages at the end of my hardback copy of Sunshine (ever wonder what those were for? Well, now you know.)

    Enough stalling, here’s the recipe:

    Sunshine’s Killer Zebras (unendorsed recipe)

    Black: Icing

    1/4 cup butter
    2/3 cup Hershey’s coco
    3 cup powdered sugar
    1/3 cup milk
    1 tsp vanilla

    White: Icing

    1/4 cup butter
    3 2/3 cup powdered sugar
    1/3 cup milk
    1 tsp vanilla

    Instructions

    Melt butter in pot. (Add coco). Add in powdered sugar and milk (alternating). Stir until smooth. Do Not Overheat.

    Black: Cake

    Yellow Cake Mix
    add 2/3 cup coco powder
    heat water for cake mix (amount as on back of box)
    add coco to hot water, stir until smooth. Add to other ingredients as instructed by cake mix.

    White: Cake

    White cake mix
    prepare using milk instead of water

    Instructions

    Once batter is prepared, pour batter in small amounts into baking pans from measuring pitchers, swirling as pleases. Bake according to instructions on mix box. Let cool to room temperature. Prepare icing,
    Ice cake like zebra. I make two two layer cakes this way. They cut really prettily.
    Eat.

    Inspirational Quotes:

    “The table was a depressed-looking maiden in a very tight swath of material with no visible means of support, holding the carrying surface at an implausible angle between her neck and one shoulder. Even more implausible was the angle of her breasts, which I don’t think even cosmetic surgery could achieve” Sunshine, by Robin McKinley, hardback, page 245.

    “There is a legion of little old ladies (or assorted ages and sexes) who manage to believe that Others are mostly small and cute and harmless, and live under toadstools, and wear harebells as hats. A lot of them ring up their local SOF div to report sightings, because that is the citizenly thing to do, and since there are a few ill-tempered Others who sometimes pretend to be small and cute and harmless—I’d never heard of any of them wearing harebells, however—these have to be checked out. But it is not a popular job.” Sunshine, by Robin McKinley, pg 369, Hardback.

    “I had a Sensurround Dolby flash of The Ten Seconds That Didn’t go anywhere, but hit the mental censor button and it went poof.” Sunshine

    “Good. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life being careful not to remember” Sunshine, by Robin McKinley, pg 347, Hardback.

    “Maybe my medulla oblongata was refusing to take any crap from my cerebrum again.  Shut up and get on with the reconstruction. If you can’t find the right piece, use the wrong one.” Sunshine, by Robin McKinley, pg 374, Hardback.

    PS: in case you’re wondering where all of these came from, I have a personal quotes files I’ve been maintaining for years and years and these live in that (it has much better citations than most of my posts do). I go through other manic phases of accurately pulling up all of my favorite quotes. My family just puts check-marks by the passages they like. One of my favorite experiences is going through a book my mom or even a stranger has read and marked up: used books have the smell and feel of the people who have used them and those things give them a context and a love not found in other mediums (for an excellent explanation of this, see my quote of Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the comparitive smelliness of books and computers).

    22 November, 2007

    One Recipe from Thanksgiving (Pumpkin Pancakes)

    Filed under: Amtrak, Recipes — feelingelephants @ 10:34 pm

    Hey all,

    This is very loosely based on the pancake recipe for Pancakes in the America’s Test Kitchen Family Cookbook–except mine’s much much cooler.

    • 4 cups of whole wheat flour (I used Indian Naan flour because it’s what I had and there’s a really nice Indian food shop near CMU).
    • 5 tbs of Sugar (include some brown sugar–it’s nice with the pumpkin)
    • 4 tbs baking powder
    • 3 tsp baking soda
    • 1 tsp salt
    • 3 large eggs
    • 6 tbs (tablespoons *not* tubs) butter (can be oil, but butter always tastes better)
    • 2 cups of milk
    • 2 cups of pumpkin
    • 1 tbs pumpkin pie spice

    Mix all liquids together and all drys together separately, then mix all. I used a fork but a whisk would work as well.

    Notes for cooking in the hotel: I should have brought measuring cups and spoons–thus results with the above recipe will vary as I used coffee cups for cups, dining teaspoons and tablespoons for those measurements rather than more accurate measuring utensils.

    Note from those who ate: more spices (maybe ginger or hand grated cinnamon) would be nice.

    Bake like pancakes!

    I am having tons of fun and will post more later!

    Inspirational Quote:

    “It would not be too much to say that what we have here is a stacked oral history sandwich on wry bread with hot mustard” After Appomattox: How the South Won the War

    31 October, 2007

    Thanksgiving dinner without an oven (2 of 3)

    Filed under: Amtrak, Recipes, Washington DC — feelingelephants @ 11:34 pm

    Hey all,

    Here is our Thanksgiving meal schedule. Aren’t we good? :-D

    Thursday 22st of October

    Lunch

    Sandwiches
      Bread
      Avocado
      Sprouts
      Ham
      Turkey
      Cheese
      Lettuce
      Mayonnaise
    Thanksgiving dinner
      Pumpkin pancakes
      Syrup
      Turkey
      Sourdough
      Corn on the cob

    Friday 23rd of October

    Lunch

    Sandwiches
      Bread
      Avocado
      Sprouts
      Ham
      Turkey
      Cheese
      Lettuce
      Mayonnaise

    Dinner

    Guajillo a Mexican restaurant (one of the party insisted)

    Saturday 24th of October

    Lunch

    Mac’n'cheese
      Red Peppers
      Salad
      Balsamic Vinegar
      Bananas

    Dinner

    Hamburgers
      Vegi patties
      Meat patties
      Hamburger buns
      Cheese
      Cucumbers
      Apples

    Saturday 25th of October

    Breakfast

    Pancakes
      Syrup
      Flour
      Baking Soda
      Salt
      Eggs
      Milk
      Sugar

    Leftovers are important: buy Tupperware

    Identified common ingredients

    Salt
    Pepper
    Butter
    Milk
    Turkey
    Cheese
    Bread

    Ideas for Desert

    Desert:

      Crepes,
      Flour
      Eggs
      Milk
      Butter
      Salt
      Chocolate,
      Whipped cream
      Ice Cream
      Oranges

    Inspirational Quote:

    I work for a Government I despise for ends I think criminal.
    John Maynard Keynes

    PS: I’m addicted to lolcats.

    30 October, 2007

    Thanksgiving without an oven (1 of 3)

    Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 10:03 am

    My friends and I are meeting up in DC for Thanksgiving. We found a wonderful hotel which has small kitchens in the rooms! The kitchens has a big fridge (with a freezer), 2 burners (electric), a microwave, a toaster and lots of different kinds of cooking and eating tools (I have a list. Yes, yes, I am a kitchen dork). We are going to have a total of 5 meals (all breakfasts are covered by the hotel–did I mention this hotel rocks?) so each mini-group within our group in coming up with a proposed list of meal plans. Here is what we have thus far (I will have probably 2 more updates on this list this week, so expect some further postings:

    Some meal component ideas
      Paella
      Tofu Stir Fry
      Tacos
      Latkes
    Hamburgers:
      We need:
      Vegi patties
      Meat patties
      Cheese

      Sides:

      Cucumbers
      Apples

    Mac’n'cheese
      Pretty self-explanatory

      Sides:

      Red Peppers
      Salad
      Balsamic Vinegar

    Thanksgiving dinner:
      Pumpkin pancakes
      Syrup
      Sourdough
      Corn on the cob

    Inspirational Quote:

    There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
    Graf Fito (1)

    10 October, 2007

    My Apple Sauce Cornbread Recipe

    Filed under: Recipes — feelingelephants @ 8:02 pm

    This is a recipe I made up today for my bi-weekly tea party food. Most cornbread recipes require buttermilk which I don’t have –and more than that, I get tired of just one taste for cornbread. So, using what I had, I made this up. And I have already taste-tested it, so it should taste good!

    1 cup cornmeal

    1/2 cup apple sauce

    1/2 cup of hot water

    1/4 cup vegetable oil

    2 large eggs

    1 cup all purpose flour

    1/2 tsp salt

    2 tsp baking powder

    1/2 tsp baking soda

    4 tbs brown sugar

    Prepare a muffin sheet for 1 dozen muffins. Depending on how full you fill the muffin cups you may make between 10-12 muffins. I like them overfilled and ended up with 11 muffins. Either use muffin inserts (a wonderful way to avoid cleaning) or liberally oil and flour each muffin dock. This will prevent sticking and tearing of muffins. Hint: don’t let the muffins cool too long in the muffin tray. About 3-5 minutes should do, then carefully wiggle the muffins to make sure they will come out willingly. If any resist, knife them… out of the tray.
    Mix apple sauce, hot water and cornmeal and let soak; add all other dry ingredients together and whisk well. Mix vegetable oil and eggs with the soaking wets. Using a rubber spatula, fold in wet ingredients with dry ingredients.

    Heat over to 400 degrees and lower to 350 degrees before putting cornbread in. This makes the crust nice and crunchy.

    Pretty picture! The plastic wrap will keep them fresh until tomorrow’s tea.

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    Enjoy!

    Inspirational Quote:

    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By the men who moil for gold;
    The Arctic trails have their secret tales
    That would make your blood run cold;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see
    Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
    I cremated Sam McGee.

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